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It's Time to Claim the Lame!!!

Alrighty, the requesting thread is now closed and may I say WOW! I'm so psyched about all the fantastic (and porny) requests that we have to choose from!! There are a total of 87!!!!

ETA: Due to a misunderstanding on behalf of the mods, one request by florahart has been added to the end of this list. :)


*All members may claim a request(s),
regardless whether you posted one yourself.
Claims made by non-members (including watchers) will not be honored.*

(you may join up until the last day of claiming, but must join before you claim a request)

All requests may be claimed ONCE for fic and ONCE for art!

To claim a request, reply to THIS post ONLY. State the username/pairing/bunny which you are claiming. And let us know if you are doing fic or art!. You may make up to two claims for fic. Artists may make up to 3 claims. It's a first come-first serve type of deal! The name of the claimer will be added after a request that has been claimed, as quickly as we can, but please scroll through the comments before posting a claim in case we haven't checked it off yet. We will strike out requests that are claimed for both fic and art.

You have until May 30 to claim a request. I realize that RL issues take precedence, but please do not claim unless you have every intention of following through.

Your fic/art needs to be posted to THIS community during July 27-30. You may link to THIS community anywhere else that you'd like. After July 30th, you are free to post your fic/art elsewhere.

***ETA: Not sure if I mentioned this before---fics must be a minimum of 500 words.***


Squeeeeeee!!!!

GO claim!!!!

I'd like to give props to xylodemon whose 'I Didn't Get To Go To TWH' ficlet-a-thon was the inspiration behind lameos_maximus.


Note: Blue means a fic request; red means an art request


Requested by inell:

Pairing: Hermione/Kingsley
Bunny: Post-War. Working together with a growing awareness/attraction. Can be any rating. Just something sexy and romantic.
Squicks: Non-con, unhappy, etc.

Claimed for ART by dramedy
Claimed for Fic by thistlerose

Pairing: Hermione/Fred/George
Bunny: Something to do with consensual product testing. Possibly a lust potion or something naughty.Resulting in a threesome (het or het/slash).
Squicks: Non-con, unhappy ending,etc.

Claimed for Fic by sesptwd
Claimed for ART by asyndeta


Requested by sesptwd:

Pairing:Lucius/16yo!Severus
Bunny: After Severus' first DE meeting, Lucius senses his apprehension.Lucius starts off trying to 'comfort' Severus, reassuring him of the rewards this life has to offer, then decides to 'show' him a specific perk. He gives Severus a taste, makes him beg for it, then finally gives in (big time!).
Squicks: bestiality, death, infliction of pain, anything involving bodily fluids (other than the usual ones), felching, necro

Claimed for art!! by damned_queen
Claimed for Fic by lysa1

Pairing: Young adult!Dumbledore/anyone
Bunny: something loving, more on the romance side than the smut side.
Squicks: bestiality, death, infliction of pain, anything involving bodily fluids (other than the usual ones), felching, necro
Claimed for Fic by cinnamon_sins


Requested by almostblue:

Pairing: Harry/James/Draco
Bunny: AU, obviously - James is a teacher at Hogwarts, and Harry Potter, instead of being the Boy Who Lived, is a skinny, shy boy in Ravenclaw who is constantly being tortured by Draco Malfoy,the most popular boy in school. James steps in to 'teach the boys a lesson' and gets WAY more than he bargained for. Could even be a Muggle AU, if you're so inclined. Bonus points for a role reversal of the Top!Draco/Bottom!Harry dynamic at some point, and/or things getting a little kinky. Harry's POV is also a plus.
Squicks: No Hard D/S, non-con, scat,watersports, serious humiliation of Harry - he's a (rather) willing victim here. No Chan - this takes place 5th year or above. Other than that....have fun!

Claimed for ART by skarch86
Claimed for Fic by inevitablefict

Pairing:Fred/George
Bunny: Established relationship. One of the twins has been having a hankering for some female lovin' (up to you as to who the twin is lusting for), so the other decides to show him that he can provide every thing his twin is missing. Cross-dressing is required, and voyeurism, exhibitionism,and gender fucking can be thrown into the mix, if you so desire. DIRTY TALK ISA WONDERFUL, LOVELY THING.
Squicks: This should be fluffy, please. No heavy d/s,bloodplay, breathplay, scat/watersports, character death. However, an established d/s-type top/bottom relationship is okay, provided that the top isn't verbally or physically abusive of the bottom.
Claimed for FIC by yura_slash


Requested by caramellis:

Pairing: Charlie/Hermione/Remus
Bunny: During or post-war. Love triangle. Jealousy. The slash being more central than the het.
Squicks: Extreme non-con, scat/watersports, Mpreg.
Claimed for Fic by inevitablefict

Pairing: Harry/Draco
Bunny: Jealousy again (it's a kink). Harry and Draco have a casual/convenience thing, only Harry's tired of pretending it's meaningless. Draco won't admit his feelings so Harry goes back on the dating scene, and Draco (of course) gets jealous. He wants Harry back, but Harry isn't going to give in too easily. Happy ending! :D
Squicks: Extreme non-con, scat/watersports, Mpreg.
Claimed for Fic by cinnamon_sins


Requested by bonfoi:

Pairing: Severus/Remus
Bunny: Someone gave Remus an aphrodisiac hoping to get the benefit of some lycanthrope-loving...too bad it worked out for the snarky Potions master and not them. Post-War, Humor (Frilly Undies and Nutella chocolate spread couldn't hurt.)
Squicks: Bestiality, Non-con, Watersports, Grammatical and/or Punctuation Mistakes.
Claimed for FIC by almostblue

Pairing: Lucius/Narcissa/Severus
Bunny: The war is over (author's choice who won) and Lucius is finally freed from Azkaban. While he was away, Narcissa and Severus fell into a pattern. When Malfoy Senior gets home, he gets more than an eyeful, and they get more than they bargained for. Sensuality and hedonism. Breathplay, BDSM(consensual)
Squicks: Bloodplay, scat/watersports, Grammatical and/or Punctuation Mistakes.
Claimed for FIC by reddwarfer



Requested by redcandle17:

Pairing:Draco/rest of the CoS Slytherin Quidditch team
Bunny: The Slytherin team jokingly tells their new seeker about a certain initiation rite and he actually believes them. Draco is taken advantage of in terrible ways.
Squicks: None for this one.

Claimed for Fic by cormallen
Claimed for ART by autumnmoon

Pairing: Ginny/canon!Blaise
Bunny: While Harry's off hunting for horcruxes, Ginny enjoys a summer fling with Blaise Zabini.
Squicks: Pure PWP for this one.
Claimed for FIC by agnes_bean


Requested by cormallen:

Pairing:Tonks/Ginny
Bunny: bonding over muleheaded men who don't know a good thing when they see it
Squicks: Watersports/scat is the only stuff I won't read/look at/take part in/draw. Otherwise, it's all good.
Claimed for FIC by ragdoll

Pairing: Ron/Fenrir (the bunny and the pairing and everything it implies might be squicky for some)
Bunny: Post HBP, but war is still going on. Ron has sworn blood vengeance against Fenrir. He's out there to make sure his enemy gets it in full - for Bill, for Lupin, for anyone else that had had the misfortune to cross Fenrir's path. Who needs consent when you've got the spoils of war?
Squicks: Watersports/scat is the only stuff I won't read/look at/take part in/draw. Otherwise, it's all good.
Claimed for FIC by redcandle17


Requested by takewing:

Pairing: Harry/Regulus
Bunny: Time travel fic of some sort,wherein Harry needs Regulus' help finding the locket Horcrux.
Squicks: Blonde!Regulus. But seriously, bloodplay, knifeplay, breathplay, necro, bestiality... the usual list.

Claimed for FIC by slytherinesq
Claimed for ART by jateshi

Pairing: Draco/Harry
Bunny: An AU wherein there is Slytherin!Harry and SomeOtherHouse!Draco (I don't mind which one). They both retain their basic personalities, but the traits of their "new" Houses are evident in some way. Set during Hogwarts, please.
Squicks: Established relationships.And listed again: bloodplay, knifeplay, breathplay, necro, bestiality.
Claimed for FIC by yura_slash


Requested by melusinahp:

Pairing: Harry/Bellatrix
Bunny: I'd particularly like art of this one. Canon!Bella, i.e. in her 40's, and legal aged Harry, with Harry in chains.
Squicks: Anything scatological/anal,don't kill Harry or torture him too badly, please.
Claimed for ART by jateshi

Pairing: Harry and Draco and Ron or Harry/Draco/Ron, whichever you prefer. Throw Hermione in there as well, if you like.
Bunny: Crack would be just lovely,behind the scenes at the Yule Ball.
Squicks: Eh, just go for it. No exploding heads.

Claimed for FIC by almostblue
Claimed for ART by skarch86


Requested by j_folked:

Pairing: Neville/Lavender
Bunny:After Hogwarts, established relationship, Neville finds out Lavender would like him to be less tender and more rough, slight bondage, D/s.
Squicks: Character death. Extreme angst.
Claimed for Fic by luci0logy

Pairing: Harry/Draco
Bunny: Vampire!Harry. PWP.Definitely bloodplay.
Squicks: None baby!
Claimed for Fic by quiet_lucidity


Requested by ragdoll:

Pairing: Bill/Tonks/Sirius
Bunny: During the year of OoTP, a bored, frustrated and trapped-in-Grimmauld Place Sirius needs a little distraction by his fellow Order members. The het should be more central than the slash. Canon HBP pairings (Remus/Tonks, Bill/Fleur) can be referenced though not necessary, no references to Remus/Sirius please. Would love an actual plot more than just PWP, and humour/fun would be great. Any rating is fine but the hotter the better! Spanking, consensual Bondage, tickling, use of food, boots, creative positions or play all a plus!
Squicks: any form of bodily fluids other than sexual, excessive analplay (i.e. fisting), Tonks Morphing into Remus (or any other known character --that's cheating!), Tonks morphing into a boy, male cross-dressing, scat, Sirius as Padfoot, Kreacher, Buckbeak, necro, chan, the usual, darkfic, mpreg, the usual.

Claimed for ART by violetfishy
Claimed for FIC by summerborn

Pairing: Fred/Luna/George
Bunny: Post War (Luna should be 17 or older). Luna asks Fred and George to help her get rid of some sort of Improbable Creature plaguing her home (or the surrounding area) and the Twins decide to investigate. Naughtiness insues.Funny is good! The het should be more central that the twincest and the Twins should be more interested in Luna than each other, but there definitely can/should be contact. Would love a plot more than just a PWP, and obviously, humour is essential. :)
Squicks:any form of bodily fluids other than sexual, excessive anal play(i.e. fisting), cross-dressing, scat, necro, bestiality, chan, the usual,darkfic, mpreg, the usual.
Claimed for FIC by alia_eternal


Requested by nefernat:

Pairing: Bill/Oliver
Bunny: post-war, unusual and/or unexpected meeting
Squicks: non-con, death fic and such other features - I'm very much for the happy!fic *nods*, although some h/c is okay...
Claimed for FIC by earthquakedream

Pairing: Harry/Neville
Bunny: Neville has become an expert at a certain Herbology field. Harry has become an Auror and the Auror squad requests his help with a certain case. Although he and Harry have kept in touch by writing letters, this will be the first time they'll meet in person after the War.
Squicks: non-con, death fic and such other features - I'm very much for the happy!fic *nods*, although some h/c is okay...
Claimed for FIC by coffee_n_cocoa


Requested by elfflame:

Pairing: Severus/Draco/Sirius or Severus/Remus/Sirius.
Bunny: Postwar. Sirius comes back from the veil (plausibly, no AU).Pre-existing Severus/Sirius would be nice, and/or Severus/Draco or Severus/Remus. Sirius wants to pick up where he left off with either Severus or Remus, or wants to apologize to Severus. Lots of snark between any Slytherins and Sirius. Would like happy ending, at least for two, if not all three, bu thot, snarky sex is acceptable. Prefer Severus to top, and Draco to bottom, but Remus and Sirius are fine either way. Consensual BDSM of the mild sort – D/s,bondage, humiliation – or cross-dressing a plus.
Squicks: Any death, especially Draco (canon death is fine, or past death, as long as it’s not Draco), GS or similar, blood, non-con (dub-con okay,just not in large amounts)
Claimed for FIC by fallenembers33

Pairing: Blaise pairing (prefer Severus, Lucius, Draco, Harry, or Hermione, in about that order. Ginny, Remus, Kingsley, Seamus and Pansy are also acceptable)
Bunny: Post-war, or Hogwarts years (fifth or sixth year, no younger). Blaise sets his sights on someone, and does whatever it takes to get them, but finds himself getting more than he bargained for (someone he wasn’t targeting,a threesome, they’re more than he expected, etc…). Threesome quite welcome,BDSM with consent, as long as it’s not too heavy, as is surprise!creature-fic.Happy ending a plus. Slash-heavy preferred.
Squicks: Any death, especially Draco (canon death is fine, or past death, as long as it’s not Draco), GS or similar, blood, non-con (dub-con okay,just not in large amounts)
Claimed for FIC by lilycat81


Requested by ankh_definition:

Pairing: Draco/Neville
Bunny:Neville stumbles across Draco cross-dressing,gets turned-on and stays to secretly watch. Draco catches Neville watching,which of course results in sex. ;)
Squicks: bestiality, het, cutting/self-harm, smoking,non-con, necrophilia, OOC-ness, character death.
Please don’t make it crack. I know it’s a hard one to pull off believably, but *guh* Draco in a dress ;)
Claimed for FIC by sesptwd!!


Pairing: James/Sirius
Bunny: MWPP Hogwarts era - James notices Sirius acting weird, andconfronts him with the suspicion that Sirius is gay. James is fine with it, but Sirius (who isn’t dealing well with being ‘different’) gets aggressive andtakes it out on James. Fight!sex ensues.
Squicks: bestiality, het, cutting/self-harm, smoking, non-con,necrophilia, crack, OOC-ness, character death.

Claimed for FIC by gala_apples
Claimed for ART by a_real_phony


Requested by slytherinesq:

Pairing: Charlie/Morag
Bunny: Charlie finally meets his match. Morag is dark, with anger control issues from uncaring parents. Scottish-sensual-vixen... tamed by THE dragon tamer. Points for bdsm, burns, D/s and s&m. But also romantic as well.
Squicks: Goodies. Bodily fluids that are not come.
Claimed for FIC by ragdoll

Pairing: Viktor/Draco
Bunny: Post War. Draco's hiding in Bulgaria and finds himself frequently running into Krum. Gradually a friendship develops out of loneliness... and then things start growing, feelings become deeper. Romance. A bit of Fluff. Hurray for SEX! Blindfolds. Feathers. Silk Scarves.
Squicks: Once again any bodily fluid that isn't come. Top!Draco.
Claimed for FIC by fleshdress


Requested by alia_eternal:

Pairing: Ginny/Pansy/Snape
Bunny: The girls are having a little after-hours detention roleplaying session with a stolen pair of one certain Potionmaster’s robes. They are discovered when Snape returns to his office and decides to show these girls how a real Professor handles detention. hugs for spanking.
Squicks: too OOC, no hard non-con or torture, all characters should end up have an enjoyable time.

Claimed for ART by asyndeta
Claimed for FIC by joanne_c

Pairing: Harry/Snape
Bunny: established relationship, probably post Hogwarts. Snape thinks there is absolutely nothing good about Muggle culture, so Harry decides to use a little dress-up to change his mind. Sexy fireman, policeman, doctor…that sort of thing. points if pole dancing can be worked in. Art for this one would be Hi-larious! I think.
Squicks: cross dressing (not opposed, just not this fic)

Claimed for FIC by florahart
Claimed for ART by katzunge


Requested by ficlette:

Pairing: Snape/Hermione
Bunny: Something while Hermione is still a student, perhaps in her seventh year. I love a good scandal. Bonuses for possessive!Snape, Hermione in her uniform, and snarkiness.
Squicks: For this one I'll go with non-con, character death, and any of the other darker themes.

Claimed for ART by _odella_
Claimed for FIC by j_folked

Pairing: Harry/Draco
Bunny: I will infinitely love anyone who can pull off a good Slytherin!Harry/Gryffindor!Draco. Honestly. Kinks include: possessiveness, jealousy, ties, and secrecy.
Squicks: non-con, character death, and any of the other darker themes.
Claimed for FIC by misspince


Requested by coffee_n_cocoa:

Pairing: Neville/Ginny
Bunny: Neville is badly injured saving Ginny's life. Ginny feels guilty (whether or not it's her fault Neville was hurt in the first place I'll leave up to you) and oversees his convalescence. In the process she realizes she's developed feelings for Neville, while at the same time Neville is trying to suppress his long-held attraction to Ginny, believing her heart still belongs to Harry. Eventually the truth comes out. Smut ensues.
Squicks: I don't think chan, bestiality, incest or mpreg will be a problem here, so go where the Muse takes you! Just don't make it too schmoopy.
Claimed for FIC by turtle_goose

Pairing: Harry/Susan
Bunny: Harry and Susan are Aurors on a stakeout. Following a successful DE raid and arrest, they, um, celebrate their victory.
Squicks: Again, I don't think chan, bestiality, incest or mpreg will be a problem. Rough, frantic sex, on the other hand, would be absolutely fabulous!
Claimed for FIC by melusinahp


Requested by j_lunatic:

Pairing: Millicent/Neville
Bunny: (Inspired by J.K. Rowling's recent piece on her webpage twittering about the tyranny of thinness, and the responses that pointed out the tendency of Rowling's overweight characters to be bad or weak in some way.) A canonically skinny character (e.g., Harry, Draco, Pansy) stumbles across Millicent and Neville (both of whom here are unequivocally fat, and powerfully attractive) going at it, and the spectacle is so stimulating that the voyeur wants to or actually does join in. Kinks: Cunnilingus, female/male/male threesomes
Squicks: Mpreg, scat, character death, fatphobia

Claimed for FIC by sdkshelly
Claimed for ART by katzunge

Pairing: Neville/Harry
Bunny: Neville manages to take Harry away from Draco, not (solely) by being a woobie or a Herbology master, but by making and executing a Slytherin-worthy plan.
Squicks: Mpreg, scat, character death
Claimed for FIC by stephanometra


Requested by calzamante:

Pairing: Remus/Severus
Bunny: A Jerry Springer/Jeremy Kyle style show - 'You ruined my schooldays!' Severus as the main protagonist, MWPP brought on as guests. Can be as canon/AU as you like (completely canon, maybe OotP-era Severus & Remus alone, or pre-1981 with all included, or semi AU where no-one died, or totally AU where they're redneck muggles living in trailers!), I'm pretty easy like that. As long as there's lots of bickering and bitchiness, and lots and lots ofsmouldering looks and UST between Severus and Remus; concluded with the host of the show realising that they are hot for each other and forcing them together. Up to you if you move onto the hotel room after the show ;) Not that I'm demanding or anything!
Squicks: Nothing, really!

Claimed for FIC by thescarletwoman
Claimed for ART by hill_

Pairing: Remus/Regulus
Bunny: Schoolboy fumblings. Extra bonus points for including any (or, of course, all!) of the following: Tie-pulling, library!sex, wall!sex, biting, almost-getting-caught, Sirius as voyeur.
Squicks: Nothing, really!
Claimed for fic by dramaphile


Requested by fleshdress:

Pairing: Harry/Draco
Bunny: Harry accompanies Draco to Lucius's trial.
Squicks: bodily fluids, mpreg, torture

Claimed for ART by autumnmoon
Claimed for FIC by mld13

Pairing: Sirius/Remus
Bunny: MWPP-era, Remus is increasingly jealous of James and Sirius explains why he doesn't need to be. Fluff preferable. :)
Squicks: bodily fluids, mpreg, torture

Claimed for FIC by dementor
Claimed for ART by pastelninja


Requested by luci0logy:

Pairing: Lucius Malfoy/Harry Potter
Bunny: God help me, I'm almost ashamed to say this but I would love to read: An AU (magical or non-magical) where Voldemort is a Sultan or Lord with a harem of concubines & cattamites. His trusty Harem keeper, Lucius, has the job of teaching any new concubine or cattamite how to please their new lord in bed. Enter one Harry Potter, virgin, and very unwilling so some form of dub-con/non-con is expected. A conflict of loyalties should emerge for Lucius as Harry's very presence begins to intoxicate him over time. Will Harry end up in Voldie's bed? Would prefer Harry to be 17
Squicks: watersports, scat, chan, felching, fisting, Snape.
Claimed for FIC by cormallen

Pairing: Harry/Draco
Bunny: Harry is an Auror and a widower (wifey could be killed during the war or as a revenge attack) so he's now married to the job. The case he is working on requires a specialist from the continent in a certain field. Enter Draco (who was smuggled to Europe after the HBP), married but in the process of getting a divorce - not sure from who. The two men need to work together to solve the mystery - would love to see much snark & UST before they finally 'get it on' in some form or other.
Squicks: watersports, scat, chan, felching, fisting, Snape.

Claimed for FIC by kaleh
Claimed for Art by fiere

Requested by emeraldpen:

Pairing: Harry/Draco
Bunny: Draco is a French speaking hedonist who turned to the side of light after the horrible death of his mother. Harry never trusted him but wanted him so badly he could taste it. It's five years later and Harry's a high clearance auror (an unspeakable even) who is assigned to protect Draco from an assasin. He's reluctant for a lot of reasons, embittered, angry and there's Draco looking like sin and candy. Wanton UST, teasing, begging, wall!sex and bondage, oh please! Lots of kissing and groping before they finally fuck each other senseless. Oh yeah, and catch the assasin.
Squicks: watersports and scat, prefer low emphasis on rimming and felching, no beastiality, no chan.
Claimed for FIC by causeways

Pairing: Snape/Draco
Bunny: Severus always wanted what he couldn't have and now he's got the means to do whatever he chooses. He's got Draco, he's got money, he's got power and he's out to prove that the "greasy potions master" is not all there is to him. Fanon "leather pants" Severus is okay, lol but I see more velvet and silk. Draco can be seventeenish and ever so delicately forced to want Severus desperately. Cockrings and silk bindings are love. Teasing, snarking, hair pulling, languid fucking until Draco cries to come is also yum.
Squicks: watersports, scat, bestiality, chan (as I said seventeenish Draco is okay)
Claimed for FIC by katzunge


Requested by cinnamon_sins:

Pairing: Draco/Ginny/Harry
Bunny: implied H/G, H/D with Ginny voyeur, she gets sick of watching and joins (center of attention), your call who initatiates first contact
Squicks: playing with bodily fluids or excriements, blood!play, breath!play, rape, beastiality, necrophila, mpreg
Claimed for FIC by legomymalfoy

Pairing: Ron/Pansy
Bunny: Dom!Ron, Sub!Pansy, delayed orgasm, surprise ending, misuse of ties
Squicks: playing with bodily fluids or excriements, blood!play, breath!play, rape, beastiality, necrophila, mpreg
Claimed for FIC by alia_eternal


Requested by fiannan:

Pairing: Draco/Ginny, Pansy/herself
Bunny: Post-War, Draco and Ginny are a (happy!) couple, living together in London, to the mortification of their respective families. Pansy works with Draco, and one day while poking about his empty office she happens upon a potential gold-mine of blackmail material - Draco's personal pensieve - and finds herself in audience of a VERY private memory. I loves me some voyeurism, and masturbation is clearly a given.
Squicks: Non-con, incest, chan, bestiality, Filch, etc., etc. *g*
Claimed for FIC by kaoru12689

Pairing: Draco/Ginny/Harry
Bunny: AU of some kind, possibly historical or the re-telling of a myth/legend, in which the boys vie for Ginny's affections. It would be lovely if Ginny found the whole thing more than a little ridiculous, and it all ended in a nice, squishy threesome.
Squicks: Non-con, incest, chan, bestiality, Filch, etc., etc. *g* Also, I'm not a big fan of Harry/Draco *hides* so I'd prefer it if the boys spent more time touching Ginny than each other, although kissing/wanking/hand-jobs are more than okay :)
Claimed for FIC by princessjessia


Requested by anoneknewmoose:

Pairing: Remus/Bill/Harry (Background Snupin'd be great, too. Or Snape even involved.)
Bunny: Suprise me? Werewolf dominance struggles, bottom!Harry (though I'm not a fan of a wimpy bottom--he should still have a personality and push the tops a bit) or broken!Harry, UST, bondage, D/s, breathplay, leather (ZOMG collars), tattoos (especially sex!magical or just plain magical ones), piercings, Parselsmut, biting and dub-con are all love, as are fleshed out characters and alliteration...and crack. ;)
Squicks: Sirius. Not particularly looking for dark!fic, though I'm totally cool with it if that's all you get out of this. Watersports/scat aren't my thing. That's really it.

Claimed for art!! by damned_queen
Claimed for FIC by lilycat81

Pairing: canon (i.e., black)!Blaise/Charlie
Bunny: Spy vs spy angry wall sex (real or bedroom game *wink*). Bonus points for: tattoos (especially dragons on Charlie, especially magical ones), piercings, semi-public, secret relationship, a pinch of D/s or dominance struggles, and hurt/comfort or angst or RAWR-factor.
Squicks: None. Go nuts.
Claimed for FIC by inell


Requested by tqpannie:

Pairing: Ron/Harry
Bunny: Ron seduces Harry...Involve a pond or swimming pool=bonus points
Squicks: scat,goldenshowers, breathplay, cutting
Claimed for FIC by shocolate

Pairing: Ron/Tonks
Bunny: Ron and Tonks get trapped in a lift during a mission. They have to pass time.
Squicks: Breathplay cutting scat goldenshowers.
Claimed for FIC by shocolate


Requested by kaleh:

Pairing: Regulus/Sirius (With an option of James on the side)
Bunny: The little brother is getting increasingly tired of being walked all over. James Potter ruined any chance Regulus had at getting close to his brother, and now he wants to take him back.
Squicks: The usual drill. Scat, golden showers, excessive bodily fluids...

Claimed for FIC by fleshdress
Claimed for ART by jateshi

Pairing: Draco/Lucius
Bunny: Ah the cliche... Draco likes his father a little bit too much... Would rather this be one where the characters are a bit older. Lucius has just been released from Azkaban and comes home to Draco, who over their time apart has found that he simply can't live without Lucius and needs to make him his.
Squicks: Again, scat, golden showers, bodily fluids to excess... And for the love of god, don't call him daddy!
Claimed for FIC by indigorhapsody


Requested by emiime:

Pairing: Twins/Percy
Bunny: Percy most certainly does NOT want to have sex with his brothers. Really. He doesn't. Especially not at the same time. Especially not with one in his mouth and one in his...well. He doesn't want it. Really.
Squicks: Het, mpreg, evil!Percy, non-con (though dub-con is a-ok, and, I think, pretty much required here), blood, urine, poo, crossdressing, bondage, piercings.

Claimed for ART by asyndeta
Claimed for FIC by auntbijou

Pairing: Percy/almost anyone (By which I mean any canon male student who might just happen to be in the Prefect's bathroom at the same time as Percy.)
Bunny: Prefect's bathroom. Tub. Hot water. Steam. Bubbles. Percy thought he was alone. He preferred it that way.
Squicks: Het, mpreg, evil!Percy, non-con (though dub-con is a-ok), blood, urine, poo, crossdressing, bondage, piercings

Claimed for ART by dramedy
Claimed for FIC by brightsun301


Requested by shocolate:

Pairing: Harry/Ron
Bunny: Ron has a boring desk job and thinks it must be great to be an Auror - Harry lets him tag along on a simple surveillance mission....
Squicks: dark, unexpected bodily fluids, death, mpreg, ickiness
Claimed for FIC by tqpannie

Pairing: Harry/Ron
Bunny: Fred, George and Ginny have a bet on who can get Harry and Ron to admit they are more than friends....
Squicks: dark, unexpected bodily fluids, death, mpreg, ickiness

Claimed for FIC by quite_grey
Claimed for ART by pastelninja

Requested by causeways:

Pairing: Harry/Draco
Bunny: Post-HBP. Harry comes across DE!Draco during the war and tries to save him. Draco doesn't want saving, at least not by Harry. I'd like to see the possibility for Draco to be redeemed but no actual redemption. Sex is good, too. Bonus points for having them call each other by their last names. A little dub-con would also be awesome.
Squicks: Scat, bodily fluids that aren't come (although a little blood is okay), necro, mpreg.
Claimed for FIC by earthquakedream

Pairing: Ron/Krum
Bunny: Post-Hogwarts, post-war. Ron runs into Krum in Bulgaria, gets trashed and confesses the massive hero-worship thing he had for Krum during fourth year. (More movie-canon than book-canon, but shhh...)
Squicks: Scat, bodily fluids that aren't come, necro, mpreg, BDSM.
Claimed for FIC by hildigunnur


Requested by hildigunnur:

Pairing: Ron/Sirius
Bunny: I'll be fine with number of scenarios (usage of a time-turner, Alive!Sirius etc.) though my specific bunny calls out for it to happen during the summer of OotP at Grimmauld Place 12.
Squicks: Non-sexual body fluids, bestiality etc.

Claimed for ART by froggie
Claimed for FIC by yura_slash

Pairing: Ginny/Luna
Bunny: Luna corners Ginny after Quidditch practice. Something kinky ensues. Light bondage and D/s a huge plus.
Squicks: Non-sexual body fluids, non-con etc.

Claimed for ART by dramedy
Claimed for FIC by joanne_c

Requested by busaikko:

Pairing: Snape/Lupin
Bunny: A fairy tale a la Snupin. Hansel and Gretel? Jack and the Beanstalk? The Three Little Pigs (oo--potential for real angst-fic here!)? Cinderella? Crack humour is fine! As is darkfic or angst. Character death fine by me! Hot kinky sex also welcome....
Squicks: chan, vomit, piss, shit, necrophilia (if you're reading the second prompt, the squicks are not the same, la la la)

Claimed for FIC by bonfoi
Claimed for ART by katzunge

Pairing: I will never have enough Percy/Petunia
Bunny: Vernon has replaced Petunia with a younger trophy wife. Petunia... cracks. Bonus points for Percy with tattoos under his crisply starched clothing. An apron soewhere would be nice.
Squicks: noncon, dubcon, chan, vomit, piss, shit, bestiality, necrophilia, Dudley, Vernon
Claimed for FIC by sdkshelly


Requested by stephanometra:

Pairing: Draco/Luna
Bunny: Draco under the protection of the Order; utterly unnerving!Luna befriends him and susses out extremely personal details (a crush on Harry, or a sexual history with Snape, to start) while everyone else treats him like a leper. War ends, his name is cleared, and he plans on going back to his old life - but then he realizes that Luna is the only one who really understands him. Kinky sex at the end a must. (I know, I know, what the hell, I'm asking for a het romance fic. I don't know who I am and what I've done with me, either.)
Squicks: No nonsexual body fluids. Other than that, go nuts.
Claimed for FIC by damned_queen


Pairing: Bellatrix/Mrs. Black
Bunny: I think no matter what the bunny is, this'll turn out filthy and wrong. So, uh, yeah. Filth and wrongness. Bloodplay is probably appropriate here, too.
Squicks: Again with the nonsexual body fluids. (with the exception of blood, obviously)
Claimed for FIC by reddwarfer


Requested by katesque:

Pairing: Charlie/canon Quidditch girl
Bunny: I’d like to see the Quidditch equipment put to good use either before or after a match. Whether it be during Charlie’s school years or later (at a leisure time match) is up to you. Playful, fun and easy going.
Squicks: any form of bodily fluids other than sexual, excessive anal play (i.e. fisting), cross-dressing, scat, necro, bestiality, chan


Pairing: Bill/Tonks/Charlie
Bunny: Either on a dare, out of boredom, experimenting, or it could be some sort ritual between the three. Not too much angst, focus on the het and comradery instead of Weasley-cest. Should take place after their school years, though not after OotP.
Squicks: any form of bodily fluids other than sexual, excessive anal play (i.e. fisting), cross-dressing, scat, necro, bestiality, chan
Claimed for FIC by fallenembers33


Requested by acquiescence_:

Pairing: Remus/Hermione
Bunny: anything really, Dom!Remus, sub!Hermione, maybe even Hermione initiating things and then Remus loosing control and taking over.
Squicks: bodily fluids, breath!blood!play, angst, dark

Claimed for ART by _odella_
Claimed for FIC by katzunge

Pairing: Remus/Sirius
Bunny: Marauders era, misuse of ties, Sirius initiates, happiness
Squicks: bodily fluids, breath!blood!play, angst, dark
Claimed for FIC by calzamante


Requested by agnes_bean:

Pairing: Draco/Blaise, voyeur!Harry
Bunny: Harry stumbles upon Draco and Blaise in a compromising situation, and finds himself…more interested than he should be. Bonus points if they end up getting him involved in a dub con way. Setting/era (Hogwarts, post Hogwarts, etc) entirely up to you.
Squicks: Non-sexual bodily fluids , scat, mpreg, bestiality, necro, chan

Claimed for FIC by elfflame
Claimed for ART by skarch86

Pairing: Blaise/Zacharias
Bunny: Post HBP. The rest of the world may be worried about war, but Blaise has something else on his mind. Possible dub con.
Squicks: Non-sexual bodily fluids , scat, mpreg, bestiality, necro, chan
Claimed for FIC by gala_apples


Requested by reddwarfer:

Pairing: Remus/Harry
Bunny: Remus and Harry are shagging behind Ginny and Tonk's back. They are both married. They have to decide whether to keep seeing each other whilst still married, or finally admit the truth to everyone. (They have to stay together one way or another.)
Squicks: Rape, Ron cock, incest, Malfoys, scat, piss, vomit. Shit like that. Focusing on other pairings. Ooc. Alphawolfy with ubersuper senses.
Claimed for FIC by thescarletwoman

Pairing: Snape/Harry
Bunny: Harry is the adult teacher. Snape is the 14-17 age student. Shagging. Love. Magic/no magic is fine.
Squicks: Rape, bizarre fluid philia. Ooc. Incest. Ron cock. Weird nicknames. Shit like that.

Claimed for FIC by acquiescence_
Claimed for ART by katzunge

Requested by enablelove:

Pairing: Harry/Draco
Bunny: I want a Truth & Dare (or I never) fic. Everyone is not friends but they're getting along well enough, and something happens which causes Harry & Draco to well, engage in some pr0n..think SWAS by maxine_chan...i know not original, but theres very little of them around
Squicks: non-con, chan, torture/rape, anything dark really
Claimed for FIC by soleklare

Pairing: Harry/Draco
Bunny: Something along the lines of "The Wedding Date" Harry or Draco need a date for a wedding, and they hire an..escort, it turns out to be Draco or Harry, depending..very vague so play with it.
Squicks: non-con, chan, torture/rape, anything dark really
Claimed for FIC by bonfoi


Requested by princessjessia:

Pairing: Lucius/Narcissa
Bunny: Whatever bunny you want, EVEN very angsty (such as, to the extreme, Draco's death in some way and they both blame the other) so long as the resolution is happy or at least hopeful (as in the above example, they learn what really matters in life, make a choice to have a life rather than end their own)
Squicks: Non-sexual body fluids (a little blood is ok so long as it isn't knifeplay), non-con, abuse (spanking is fine though), real hate!sex (angry/rough!sex is fine so long as it is con), death of either in pairing
Claimed for FIC by indigorhapsody

Pairing: Bellatrix/Rodolphus
Bunny: Putting even a short stretch of time between the torture of the Longbottoms and the capture of the Lestranges, Bella pounces Rodolphus because torture has some sexual side effects for her -- or anything you want, so long as it's a teeny bit depraved. That works for Bella.
Squicks: Above, but to a lesser extent (still no non-sexual body products except blood, no out-and-out abuse but spanking/whipping/bondage is fine, really rough sex is awesome)
Claimed for FIC by ficlette


Requested by sdkshelly:

Pairing: Fred/George
Bunny: Learning to wank - can just be mutual masturbation (doesn't have to contain actual sex between Fred and George) but please lots of wanking ;)
Squicks: non-con, watersports, scat, necro
Claimed for FIC by emiime

Pairing: Draco/Luna
Bunny: During the War... Draco is hiding from both sides and somehow Luna finds him. Can be smutty or just a friendshippy.
Squicks: non-con, watersports, scat, necro
Claimed for FIC by annearchy

Requested by quite_grey:

Pairing: Harry/Ron
Bunny: Ron teaches Harry how to wank the wizarding way.
Squicks: non-con, watersports, scat, necrophilia, chan
Claimed for FIC by earthquakedream

Pairing: Harry/Ron/Hermione
Bunny: Hermione catches Harry and Ron going through her underwear drawer.
Squicks: non-con, watersports, scat, necrophilia, chan

Claimed for FIC by inell
Claimed for ART by damned_queen


Requested by florahart:

Pairing: Charlie/Hermione
Bunny: Disaster causes decimation of Charlie's dragon colony and also injures him. He is both distraught and unwell, and requires a lot of help, both emotionally and physically. Hurt/compfort, obviously, but also a lot of grieving and anger and because she is no pushover, anger from her, too, both on his behalf and at him. Good stuff: frustrated smut, interruptions, complications, dirty talk, delays. Also, I'd just as soon attention were paid to physical plausibility.
Squicks: Unsexual bodily fluids, real pain as a sex thing.
Claimed for FIC by quirkly
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