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Lameos gift for hildigunnur [Aug. 4th, 2006|12:45 am]
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dramedy
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[Current Location |bed]
[mood |complacentcomplacent]
[music |Rufus Wainwright - Matinee Idol]

Title: Suprise!
Author/Artist: dramedy
Rating: PG-13
Pairing(s): Ginny/Luna
Prompt or Summary: Luna corners Ginny after Quidditch practice. Something kinky ensues. Light bondage and D/s a huge plus.
A/N: I started and redrew this pic, like, twelve times. once, i tried using my sister's tablet. I finally got the concept and art to meet. This is my fave of all the ones I've done.
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Lameos gift for agnes_bean [Aug. 3rd, 2006|01:34 pm]
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gala_apples
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Title: Strategy
Author/Artist: gala_apples
Rating: R
Pairing: Zacharias/Blaise
Prompt or Summary: "Post HBP. The rest of the world may be worried about war, but Blaise has something else on his mind."
A/N: this is a strange sort of con. not quite dub con, but strange nonetheless.

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Lameos gift for redcandle17 [Aug. 3rd, 2006|02:50 pm]
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agnes_bean
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Title: A Moment of Freedom
Author/Artist: agnes_bean
Rating: R
Pairing(s): Blaise/Ginny
Prompt or Summary: redcandle17 requested: "While Harry's off hunting for Horcruxes, Ginny enjoys a summer fling with Blaise Zabini."
A/N: Thanks to my beta, faithfulreader, who was very quick and helpful (and proposed some really interesting ideas that I'm sorry I didn't have more time to play with). It's not as porn-y as I originally meant it to be. I hope you still like it, redcandle17. Also, props to Chuck Palahniuk, whose style I thought abotu while writing this.


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Lameos Gift for blackmoonruby [Aug. 3rd, 2006|02:04 pm]
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a_real_phony
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Title: Is That My Brother??
Artist: a_real_phony
Rating: R
Pairing: Remus/Regulus
Prompt or Summary: Schoolboy fumblings. (check) Extra bonus points for including any (or, of course, all!) of the following: Tie-pulling, library!sex, wall!sex, biting, almost-getting-caught, Sirius as voyeur.
A/N: Can't say I earned most of those bonus points, but hopefully the look on Sirius' face will be enough of a consolation prize ^__^;

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Art: for blackmoonruby [Aug. 3rd, 2006|07:37 pm]
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orange_bastard
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Title: "You ruined my life!"
Artist: hill_
Rating: PG13, for language
Characters: Remus/Severus, James, Sirius, Millicent, and Gilderoy
Disclaimer: I don't own these characters, just having fun!
Warnings: Heavy use of mullets. Very OOC too, but hey it's a talk show (those people aren't real either..)
Notes: for calzamante's prompt: A Jerry Springer/Jeremy Kyle style show - 'You ruined my schooldays!' Severus as the main protagonist, MWPP brought on as guests. Can be as canon/AU as you like (completely canon, maybe OotP-era Severus & Remus alone, or pre-1981 with all included, or semi AU where no-one died, or totally AU where they're redneck muggles living in trailers!), I'm pretty easy like that. As long as there's lots of bickering and bitchiness, and lots and lots ofsmouldering looks and UST between Severus and Remus; concluded with the host of the show realising that they are hot for each other and forcing them together. Up to you if you move onto the hotel room after the show ;) Not that I'm demanding or anything!

I really liked the AU idea....thanks calzamante, I hope you like it :D


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Lameos Gift for Kaleh [Aug. 3rd, 2006|12:00 pm]
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fleshdress
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Title: Closer Than Close
Author: fleshdress
Rating: NC-17
Pairing(s): James/Sirius/Regulus
Prompt or Summary: The little brother is getting increasingly tired of being walked all over. James Potter ruined any chance Regulus had at getting close to his brother, and now he wants to take him back. But does he really want him back?
A/N: [if any] Erm, this kind of ran away from me and became this dub-con fest. I’m really sorry if this wasn’t what you were hoping for but, hey! It’s porn! :)
Thanks go to shaggydogstail, kabeyk, roz_morgan and wildestranger.

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Lameos gift for j_lunatic [Aug. 3rd, 2006|02:14 am]
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sdkshelly
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Title: Unlikely Places
Author: sdkshelly
Rating: NC-17
Pairing/Characters: Neville/Millicent, Harry
Word Count: 1143
Warnings: Light bondage
Prompt or Summary: A canonically skinny character (e.g., Harry, Draco, Pansy) stumbles across Millicent and Neville (both of whom here are unequivocally fat, and powerfully attractive) going at it, and the spectacle is so stimulating that the voyeur wants to or actually does join in.
Author's Notes: For j_lunatic: I couldn't quite get the joining in to work out, but I hope you like it anyway! Special thanks to quite_grey for looking over this for me at the last minute. Any remaining mistakes are all mine.
Disclaimer: I don't own the characters or the universe, etc.

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Lameos gift for inell [Aug. 1st, 2006|09:15 pm]
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dramedy
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[mood |anxiousanxious]
[music |Jonathan Coulton- My Monkey]

Title: Bedtime
Author/Artist: dramedy
Rating: PG-13
Pairing(s): Hermione/Kingsley
Prompt or Summary: Kingsley and Hermione...romantic?
A/N:I used a photo refrence from getty, I has a sketch for something different, but my room ate it. Hope this OK.
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Lameos gift for ragdoll [Aug. 2nd, 2006|02:36 am]
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violetfishy
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[mood |busy]

Title: Offending Mrs. Black
Artist: violetfishy
Rating: Nc-17
Pairing: Bill/Tonks/Sirius
Prompt or Summary: During the year of OoTP, a bored, frustrated and trapped-in-Grimmauld Place Sirius needs a little distraction by his fellow Order members.
A/N: I really hope I did your prompt justice ragdoll! I got the boots in there... :D

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Lameos fic for quite_grey [Aug. 1st, 2006|03:21 pm]
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earthquakedream
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[mood |blahblah]
[music |Project Runway]

Title: Undone
Author: earthquakedream (Meg)
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Harry/Ron
Warnings: Non-HBP compliant, slash, wanking
Disclaimer: The Harry Potter characters are not mine, and they never will be.
Summary: Ron teaches Harry how to wank the Wizarding way.
Word Count: 1,923
Author’s Note: Written for lameos_maximus as requested by quite_grey. I hope you enjoy! Thanks once again to Dawn for her great beta skills. Any other mistakes belong to me.


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Lameos gift for inell [Jul. 31st, 2006|11:05 pm]
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se_fics
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Title: Crossing the Line
Author: sesptwd
Rating: NC17
Pairing: Fred/Hermione
Summary: The twins' latest product opens Hermione's eyes.
A/N: Written for the amazing inell, who originally asked for:
Hermione/Fred/George - Something to do with consensual product testing. Possibly a lust potion or something naughty.Resulting in a threesome (het or het/slash).
The F/H was taking over, so with the approval of Miss Inell, I went with it.
HUGE thanks to luci0logy for the fantastic beta job!!!
Thanks to all who let me talk out this bunny with you, especially almostblue

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Lameos gift for sesptwd [Jul. 31st, 2006|07:22 pm]
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damned_queen
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[Current Location |at home]
[mood |anxiousanxious]
[music |Kiss and Control by AFI]

Title: Satisfied now, are you?
Artist: damned_queen
Rating: NC-17 (So not worksafe, omg)
Pairing(s): Lucius/16yo!Severus
Prompt: After Severus' first DE meeting, Lucius senses his apprehension.Lucius starts off trying to 'comfort' Severus, reassuring him of the rewards this life has to offer, then decides to 'show' him a specific perk. He gives Severus a taste, makes him beg for it, then finally gives in (big time!).
A/N: This drawing made me lose quite a couple of first times, honestly. For one, this was the first time ever I drew a full naked cock. I had never used both pencils and ink as media in one drawing either, nor had I ever drawn something based on downright gay pr0n before.
sesptwd, honey, I hope you'll like this. Even if it's just a little bit. Keep in mind I spent hours and hours on this piece of art, hunched over my desk and jumping whenever someone entered my room without knocking.

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Lameos gift for emiime [Jul. 31st, 2006|12:26 am]
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dramedy
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[Current Location |bed]
[mood |exhaustedexhausted]
[music |Jonathan Coulton-Skullcrusher Mountain]

Title: Naked Prefects
Author/Artist: dramedy
Rating: R
Pairing(s): Percy/Cedric
Prompt or Summary:
A/N: [if any] Umm, I sketched it and then scanned it and I started late after bieng in a car for a while... basically, I hope it's not too bad. *falls over from exhaustion*

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Lameos gift for Shocolate [Jul. 30th, 2006|10:00 pm]
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pastelninja
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Title: awkward bonding moment
Artist:pastelninja
Rating:PG-13 tops
Pairing(s):Harry/Ron
Prompt:Fred, George and Ginny have a bet on who can get Harry and Ron to admit they are more than friends....
A/N:Lets just pretend I can draw backgrounds and the Burrow has magic light sources. It was a lot of fun to work on, hope you like it shocolate!

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Lameos gift for katjad [Jul. 30th, 2006|05:08 pm]
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earthquakedream
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[Current Location |Sofa]
[mood |bouncybouncy]
[music |Hands Open-Snow Patrol]

Title: The Earth Will Shake
Author: earthquakedream (Meg)
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Harry/Draco
Warnings: Post-HBP, slash, slight dub-con, light bondage
Disclaimer: Harry Potter and all relating characters belong to Miss J.K. Rowling, not myself. She gets all the money; I’m poor.
Summary: Harry comes across a Death Eater!Draco during the war and tries to save him. Draco doesn't want saving, at least not by Harry.
Word Count: 3687
Author’s Note: Written for lameos_maximus as requested by causeways. I hope I did the prompt justice! Much thanks go to my beta, Dawn, for the wonderful job. All other mistakes are mine.

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"The Muggle Way" (Snape/Harry, PG13) for alia_eternal [Jul. 30th, 2006|12:49 pm]
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florahart
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Title: The Muggle Way
Author: Flora
Pairing: Harry/Snape
Rating: PG13? No real explicit smut
Words: 1775
Disclaimer: I own no grouchy potions masters, no Boys Who Lived, and nothing of the HP 'verse.
Bunny: Harry/Snape, established relationship, probably post-Hogwarts. Snape thinks there is absolutely nothing good about Muggle culture, so Harry decides to use a little dress-up to change his mind. Sexy fireman, policeman, doctor…that sort of thing. Points if pole dancing can be worked in. Sorry, pole-dancing didn't happen.

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Lameos gift for shellydkitty [Jul. 30th, 2006|12:44 pm]
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annearchy
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[mood |tiredtired]

Title: Angel in Disguise
Author: annearchy
Rating: PG
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Luna Lovegood
Word Count: 4,428
Bunny: Draco is on the run, hiding (after Dumbledore's death). He comes across Luna somewhere, or she comes across him. Can be shippy or friendshippy. (Note: I chose friendshippy.)
Disclaimer: Harry Potter and everything associated with his world belong to J.K. Rowling and/or Warner Brothers. No copyright infringement is intended.
Author’s notes: Requested by sdkshelly. Thanks to my wonderful betas, abigail89 and tome_raider, for their insights and help.

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Lameos gift for hd_obsession [Jul. 30th, 2006|04:13 am]
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soleklare
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[Current Location |GDS, London]
[mood |listlesslistless]
[music |Stargate Theme Music]

Title: Team Building
Author:  soleklare
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Harry/Draco
Prompt or Summary: Requested by enablelove who wanted “a Truth & Dare (or I never) fic. Everyone is not friends but they're getting along well enough, and something happens which causes Harry & Draco to well, engage in some pr0n.”

A/N: Plot went bye-bye along the way. Hopefully the smut is satisfactory

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Fic: Wanking Material - Trio for Quite_grey [Jul. 28th, 2006|08:21 pm]
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inell
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Title: Wanking Material
Author: inell
Rating: Adult
Pairing: Hermione/Ron/Harry
Summary: Hermione comes home early from a meeting and finds the boys working hard
A/N: Thank you to florahart for the beta

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Lameos gift for reddwarfer [Jul. 28th, 2006|09:13 pm]
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thescarletwoman
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Title: Same Time, Next Year
Author: thescarletwoman
Pairing: Remus/Harry (implied Remus/Tonks; Harry/Ginny)
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Once a year they meet. And their wives don't know.
Word Count: 1947
Bunny: Remus and Harry are shagging behind Ginny and Tonk's back. They are both married. They have to decide whether to keep seeing each other whilst still married, or finally admit the truth to everyone. (They have to stay together one way or another.)
Author's Note: for reddwarfer. Also, thanks to the wonderful rose_whispers for, as always, a brilliant beta job. Lastly, the title comes from the play (and also movie) Same Time, Next Year.


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