|Art: for blackmoonruby
||[Aug. 3rd, 2006|07:37 pm]
Too Lame for Lumos
Title: "You ruined my life!"
Rating: PG13, for language
Characters: Remus/Severus, James, Sirius, Millicent, and Gilderoy
Disclaimer: I don't own these characters, just having fun!
Warnings: Heavy use of mullets. Very OOC too, but hey it's a talk show (those people aren't real either..)
Notes: for calzamante's prompt: A Jerry Springer/Jeremy Kyle style show - 'You ruined my schooldays!' Severus as the main protagonist, MWPP brought on as guests. Can be as canon/AU as you like (completely canon, maybe OotP-era Severus & Remus alone, or pre-1981 with all included, or semi AU where no-one died, or totally AU where they're redneck muggles living in trailers!), I'm pretty easy like that. As long as there's lots of bickering and bitchiness, and lots and lots ofsmouldering looks and UST between Severus and Remus; concluded with the host of the show realising that they are hot for each other and forcing them together. Up to you if you move onto the hotel room after the show ;) Not that I'm demanding or anything!
I really liked the AU idea....thanks calzamante, I hope you like it :D
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