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Lameos Gift for bryonyraven [Oct. 25th, 2006|02:48 pm]
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turtle_goose
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[mood |mellowmellow]

Title: Little Shop of Horrors
Author: turtle_goose
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Neville/Ginny
Summary: Neville is badly injured saving Ginny's life. Ginny feels guilty and oversees his return to health. She angsts over him loving Luna. He angsts over her loving Harry. Eventually the truth comes out. Smut ensues.
Squicks: Well, coffee_n_cocoa mentioned that squicks probably weren't possible with N/G. I believed differently. :) Nothing seriously squicky, except for boundupbyplants!sex. Teehee.
Author's Notes: I'm pretty proud of this, even though it's nothing compared to some of the fic I've read here. I really hope you like this, coffee_n_cocoa, even if it isn't overly squicky. Oh, sorry this took so long!

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Lameos gift for shocolate [Oct. 22nd, 2006|09:59 pm]
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quite_grey
Title: All Bets Are Off
Author: quite_grey
Rating: R
Pairing(s)/Character(s): Harry/Ron
Length: One-shot (5148 words)
Warnings: None that I can think of.
Summary: Written for shocolate's bunny: Fred, George and Ginny have a bet on who can get Harry and Ron to admit they are more than friends....
Notes: I'm soooo sorry this is so very late. A plethora of utter crap got in the way of this fic getting posted in a more timely manner, but I won't bore you all with the details. I just hope it's a little bit worth the wait (though it is tragically not as porny as I was hoping for). Thanks to my beta Rayvynwood, who stepped up to the plate when I was desperate, to sdkshelly for she knows what, and to xilaria for all her encouragement.
Website: Grey's Fic Index
Disclaimer: This story is based on characters and situations created and owned by JK Rowling, various publishers including but not limited to Bloomsbury Books, Scholastic Books and Raincoast Books, and Warner Bros., Inc. No money is being made and no copyright or trademark infringement is intended.

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Lameos Gift for ragdoll [Oct. 12th, 2006|07:54 pm]
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summerborn
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Title: With a Whirl and a Twirl
Author: summerborn
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: In alphabetical order, Bill/Sirius/Tonks
Prompt or Summary: Prompt by ragdoll for lameos_maximus.
During the year of OoTP, a bored, frustrated and trapped-in-Grimmauld Place Sirius needs a little distraction by his fellow Order members.
Author's Notes: ~11,275 words. Disclaimer: as usual. A huge thanks to sor_bet, anneline, and authenticity for all the amazing help. And thanks to the wonderful ragdoll for such a great prompt! I would like to apologize profusely for the extreme tardiness of this fic, but I hope it was worth the wait.

p.s. This prompt was claimed for ART by violetfishy. Not work safe!


( With a Whirl and a Twirl )
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Lameos gift for emeraldpen (Part One) [Aug. 30th, 2006|12:10 am]
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causeways
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[mood |accomplished]

Title: The Yellow House
Author: causeways
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Harry/Draco
Word Count: 29,000
Summary: Five years after the war, an assassin is after Draco Malfoy, and it's up to Harry Potter to protect him.
DISCLAIMER: All characters, situations, etc. belong to J.K. Rowling. Some spells in this fic come from the movies, not the books, but all come from the Lexicon.
Author's Notes: Written for emeraldpen, whose full request can be found here. Thanks to the marvelous actriz_k for the beta.

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Lameos gift for emeraldpen (Part Two) [Aug. 30th, 2006|12:07 am]
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causeways
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[mood |accomplished]

Title: The Yellow House (Part 2/3)
Author: causeways
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Harry/Draco
Word Count: 29,000
Summary: Five years after the war, an assassin is after Draco Malfoy, and it's up to Harry Potter to protect him.
DISCLAIMER: All characters, situations, etc. belong to J.K. Rowling. Some spells in this fic come from the movies, not the books, but all come from the Lexicon.
Author's Notes: Written for emeraldpen, whose full request can be found here. Thanks to the marvelous actriz_k for the beta.

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Lameos gift for emeraldpen (Part Three) [Aug. 30th, 2006|12:05 am]
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causeways
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[mood |accomplished]

Title: The Yellow House (Part 3/3)
Author: causeways
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Harry/Draco
Word Count: 29,000
Summary: Five years after the war, an assassin is after Draco Malfoy, and it's up to Harry Potter to protect him.
DISCLAIMER: All characters, situations, etc. belong to J.K. Rowling. Some spells in this fic come from the movies, not the books, but all come from the Lexicon.
Author's Notes: Written for emeraldpen, whose full request can be found here. Thanks to the marvelous actriz_k for the beta.

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Lameos gift for j_folked [Aug. 28th, 2006|10:52 pm]
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earth_magic
[mood |artistic]

Title: Sine qua non
Author: dragon_charmer
Rating: R (for adult themes)
Pairing(s): Harry/Draco
Prompt: Requested by j_folked. Pairing: Harry/Draco. Bunny: Vampire!Harry. PWP. Definitely bloodplay. Squicks: None baby!

Author’s Notes: Sorry this is so late and sorry it doesn’t really meet the requirements of the request. There is Vampire!Harry, but it doesn’t come close to being a PWP and although there is a little bloodplay, you might miss it if you blinked.

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Lameos gift for anoneknewmoose [Aug. 10th, 2006|02:24 pm]
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lilycat81
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Title: Scarred
Author/Artist: lilycat81
Rating: NC-17
Pairing(s): Remus/Bill/Harry
Prompt or Summary: anoneknewmoose requested: “Suprise me? Werewolf dominance struggles, bottom!Harry (though I'm not a fan of a wimpy bottom--he should still have a personality and push the tops a bit) or broken!Harry, UST, bondage, D/s, breathplay, leather (ZOMG collars), tattoos (especially sex!magical or just plain magical ones), piercings, Parselsmut, biting and dub-con are all love, as are fleshed out characters and alliteration...and crack. ;)”
A/N: Thank you tamlane, for the gentle but thorough beta. ;) anoneknewmoose, I’m so sorry that I failed completely on a couple of your requests, but I think (or hope, more accurately) this is sort of what you had in mind. I think I got a moment or two of the alliteration and crack for you. I hope you enjoy it!

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All feedback will be noted and treasured. :)
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On your own [Aug. 9th, 2006|09:52 am]
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sesptwd
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Since I'm not expecting a massive influx of submissions, I'm lifting the moderation setting.
Now when you post to the community, it will go up straight away.

I'm trusting that you will all remember to use an lj-cut, yeah?


May the porn be with you!
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fic for hildigunnur [Aug. 8th, 2006|12:33 am]
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yura_slash
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[mood |anxiousanxious]

Title: Pining for Another
Author: yura_slash
Pairing(s): Sirius/Ron
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Sex with a minor! Look out!!!!! Oh- and naughty language.
Prompt: Requested by hildigunnur - I'll be fine with number of scenarios (usage of a time-turner, Alive!Sirius etc.) though my specific bunny calls out for it to happen during the summer of OotP at Grimmauld Place 12.
A/N: My first time writing Sirius in a main role- I hope it works for you ^^; A broken laptop and Hogsmeade weekend over at H_E set me back a bit, so I'm sorry for the delay *ducks rocks*

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lameos gift for fleshdress [Aug. 7th, 2006|09:35 pm]
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pastelninja
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Title:Remus would never get jealous
Artist: pastelninja
Rating: pg-13
Pairing(s): Sirius/Remus, Sirius/James undertones
Prompt: MWPP-era, Remus is increasingly jealous of James and Sirius explains why he doesn't need to be. Fluff preferable. :)
A/N: and let it be known across the land that I am horrible at giving things names. For fleshdress, I hope you like it!

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Lameos gift for slytherinesq [Aug. 7th, 2006|07:26 pm]
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ragdoll
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[mood |eep!]

Title: Playing With Fire
Author/Artist: ragdoll
Rating: NC-17
Pairing(s): Charlie Weasley/Morag MacDougal

Prompt or Summary: for slytherinesq who asked to see:

Charlie finally meets his match. Morag is dark, with anger control issues from uncaring parents. A Scottish-sensual-vixen... tamed by THE dragon tamer. Points for bdsm, burns, D/s and s&m. But also romantic as well.

A/N: This was definitely a challenge for me since the Charlie-in-my-head tends to be a vanilla, just-get-in-there-and-do-it kind of boy. However, I think I pulled it off and managed to fulfill all of the requests -- although the burns refused to be anything but unsexy and dragon-inflicted. Thanks to katesque for several very good ideas and help when I was stuck, to Jedi Master sneaky8 who beta’d, taught me to “embrace the cheese” and pushed me to make this a better story and to kabal42 who served as both beta and as trusty technical advisor.

Title courtesy Mick & Keefer, who probably wrote the book on putting uppity girlies in their place. Assorted Scottish curses courtesy of this place.

And points to anyone who gets the Healer Ishay joke.

Warnings: Dubious consent, bondage, dominance & submission, and spanking. If symptoms persist for more than four hours, please consult a Healer.

Word count: 3600 (give or take a few)

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Moddy McMod here [Aug. 7th, 2006|07:58 pm]
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sesptwd
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My dear Lamezoids,

There are many pieces still not up (one of mine included).

SO... as of this point, there is no deadline. Just submit your work whenever you have it ready.
Please do keep in mind that someone is expecting it, so not to be waiting until Halloween or something, k? Thanks.


You all rock!
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lameos gift for inell [Aug. 7th, 2006|02:37 pm]
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thistlerose
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Title: This Extra Few Feet in My Bed
Author/Artist: Thistlerose
Rating: R
Pairing(s) : Kingsley/Hermione, past Ron/Hermione
Prompt or Summary: inell's bunny was "Post-War. Working together with a growing awareness/attraction. Can be any rating. Just something sexy and romantic."
Word Count: 2,400
A/N: Many thank yous to my wonderful proofreaders, secondsilk and ragdoll.

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Lameos gift for ficlette - Part two [Aug. 7th, 2006|07:56 pm]
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sarka
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[mood |accomplished]

Title: House Colours - Part two
Author: sarka (Previously known as Miss Pince)
Rating: R (for language mostly)
Pairing: Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter – mentions of Ginny/Dean and Neville/Luna.
Warnings: AU.
Prompt or Summary: ficlette said: I will infinitely love anyone who can pull off a good Slytherin!Harry/Gryffindor!Draco. Honestly. Kinks include: possessiveness, jealousy, ties, and secrecy.
Word Count: 12,800 words. Yeah, I know. *blushes*
A/N: The Bunny That Ate My Brain. ficlette, I didn’t get most of your kinks, but I hope you like this anyway. I moved one more character between houses, in order to get my idea to work. I owe a debt of gratitude to hildigunnur for sticking with me throughout, making suggestions and correcting my grammar. Also, thanks to salixbabylon for the miraculous beta.

House Colours, Part One.

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Lameos gift for ficlette - Part One [Aug. 7th, 2006|06:22 pm]
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sarka
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[mood |accomplished]

Title: House Colours - Part One
Author: sarka (Previously known as Miss Pince)
Rating: R (for language mostly)
Pairing: Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter – mentions of Ginny/Dean and Neville/Luna.
Warnings: AU.
Prompt or Summary: ficlette said: I will infinitely love anyone who can pull off a good Slytherin!Harry/Gryffindor!Draco. Honestly. Kinks include: possessiveness, jealousy, ties, and secrecy.
Word Count: 12,800 words. Yeah, I know. *blushes*
A/N: The Bunny That Ate My Brain. ficlette, I didn’t get most of your kinks, but I hope you like this anyway. I moved one more character between houses, in order to get my idea to work. I owe a debt of gratitude to hildigunnur for sticking with me throughout, making suggestions and correcting my grammar. Also, thanks to salixbabylon for the miraculous beta.

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Lameos gift for katjad [Aug. 5th, 2006|07:42 pm]
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hildigunnur
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Title: Life is Like a Box of Bulgarian Bon-Bons
Author/Artist: hildigunnur
Rating: R
Pairing: Viktor Krum/Ron Weasley
Prompt or Summary: causeways requested: Post-Hogwarts, post-war. Ron runs into Krum in Bulgaria, gets trashed and confesses the massive hero-worship thing he had for Krum during fourth year. (More movie-canon than book-canon, but shhh...)
Word Count: ~2600
A/N: Much love to sarka for the beta. causeways, I do hope you like it. I did turn Ron's feelings into something more than hero-worship but that's where the story wanted to go. I've also abused couple of film quotes for humour purposes, you'll probably know them when you see them. Rakia, an alcoholic beverage mentioned in the story, is a traditional Bulgarian plum brandy.

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Lameos gift for alia_eternal [Aug. 5th, 2006|11:04 pm]
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joanne_c
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Title: Masquerades
Author/Artist: Joanne
Rating: NC-17
Pairing(s): Ginny/Pansy/Snape
Prompt or Summary: The girls are having a little after-hours detention roleplaying session with a stolen pair of one certain Potionmaster's robes. They are discovered when Snape returns to his office and decides to show these girls how a real Professor handles detention. hugs for spanking.
A/N: Future fic - post-War.

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Lameos gift for moonlight_tryst [Aug. 4th, 2006|01:53 pm]
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fiere
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Title: Aurors*
Artist: fiere
Rating: G/PG (depending on your imagination)
Pairing: Draco/Harry
Prompt: Harry is an Auror and a widower (wifey could be killed during the war or as a revenge attack) so he's now married to the job. The case he is working on requires a specialist from the continent in a certain field. Enter Draco (who was smuggled to Europe after the HBP), married but in the process of getting a divorce - not sure from who. The two men need to work together to solve the mystery - would love to see much snark & UST before they finally 'get it on' in some form or other.
A/N: One look at the rating will tell you which stage in their relationship I chose (snark & UST rather than getting it on), haha. Hopefully you still like it even though there's a complete lack of porn 8)

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*My creativity was used up doing the actual drawing, so I apologise for the lamo title!
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I'm confused. [Aug. 4th, 2006|05:43 pm]
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sesptwd
[mood |confusedconfused]

Which is typical, but maybe someone can help me out.

As I've posted the entries, I've been saving them to my memories in a 'lameos_maxius' folder. I was just scanning the folder to see if I missed saving any, and making sure that smutty art is friends locked, when I clicked on an entry titled - "lameos gift for regulusa".

Then entry was deleted.

[insert gasp and furrowed brow of confusion here]

I can't recall what the entry was (that's actually why I clicked it--to see if it was art or fic).
I went back to the master list to look up regulusa's prompts and none of them ring a bell. Although, I've read a lot of fic in the past week (and the heat has been melting my brain).

If you've deleted this entry, or know about this deletion, please to be explaining so I can cancel my reservation at the loony bin.

Thanks.

ETA: I've figured out who wrote the deleted fic. Have sent an email hoping for clarification.
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